do i seriously fit into size 2 pants these days?
that hasn't been the case since, oh...about 9th grade.
but, 3 exchanges later [by mail. joy.] here i am, wearing size 2 ae jeans.



either this is clear cut evidence of MAJOR vanity sizing [likely], or my diet's lack of high fructose corn syrup has done miraculous things.

it leaves me wondering, what do truly tiny people do?
maybe that explains the advent of the ridiculous size "00".